Frequently Asked Questions
Why are there no prices on your website?
That's a very good question! Every show or event that I do is created specifically to your exact needs. While I would love to give you an exact price online, to make sure you get the best possible service and price it's always best to contact me directly. But rest assured, the price I quote will be the best price available for your needs.
Are you fully insured?
Yes!
Do you have a DBS? (CRB)
Yes I do. It is important to say that self employed people like myself cannot get a DBS check on themselves (what would the point be), only an employer in certain circumstances can apply for a DBS check. Normally this would mean that most entertainers like myself cannot get one. In the past I have had DBS checks for contracts/companies I have worked with, but if you require a DBS check for me to work with your event then please get in touch for me to discuss this with you.
What are the age ranges for your birthday parties?
The birthday party packages that I offer are always tailored to the age of the guests. For the first two options I reccomend children should be 3+ (although that doesn't mean little brothers or sisters aren't welcome - they will need a parent/guardian with them at all times). The upper age for these parties is 10 years old.
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